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Payroll, explained by a Dad

Switching payroll? Dad's got you.

$100 Visa gift card from Gusto when you switch or sign up through our link (by Jan 31, 2027)

The fine print, in plain words: sign up for Gusto payroll through our link by Jan 31, 2027 and run at least one paid payroll. Gusto sends the card within 30 days of your first paid payroll invoice, and your account has to be open when it goes out. The gift card comes from Gusto, not from us, and we don’t add a bonus of our own. Read Gusto’s terms.

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Honest math, real deadlines, and a checklist for the fridge. For small businesses moving to Gusto, or deciding not to.

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Payroll Dad at his kitchen table with a laptop and moving boxes, giving a thumbs-up

What would it cost?

List prices only, straight from each company's pricing page. If they don't publish one, we say “quote only” and leave it there.

Your team, side by side

✓ Prices checked Oct 31, 2026

List prices from each company’s own pricing page. Promos, add-ons and taxes not included. Quote-only providers show “quote only.” How we calculate

Sources: 123456

The calendar matters more than the software

A first payday in January means your old provider closes 2026 and the new one starts clean.7

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to Jan 1, 2027
The cleanest first payday for a switch.
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to Jan 31, 2027
Last sign-up day in Gusto's current referral terms.
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to Feb 1, 2027
2026 W-2s due to employees and the SSA.

Referral window: Gusto's terms.8 W-2 date: IRS.9

Dad story

Picture a bakery owner on December 30th.

Her payroll company is fine. Just fine.

She's been meaning to switch for two years.

Switch with a January payday, and the new provider only needs January.

Wait until July, and she gets to type in half a year.

The cake can wait. The calendar can't.

(Made-up bakery. Real rules.)

House rules

  • Every price and deadline links to the company's own page or a .gov page.
  • We say where competitors are better. Sometimes they're cheaper.
  • Stories are made up. Businesses are pretend; rules are real.
  • We earn a referral reward from Gusto signups. It says so at the top of every page.
  • Not tax advice. Payroll mechanics, yes. Tax strategy, ask a CPA.

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FAQ

Who is Payroll Dad?

A cartoon Dad who reads payroll fine print so you don't have to. The stories are made up. The rules, prices and deadlines link to official sources.

Do you work for Gusto?

No. We're independent. We earn a referral reward if you sign up for Gusto through our link, and we say so at the top of every page.

Why do you tell people when a competitor is cheaper?

Because sometimes it is. A switch you regret isn't good for anyone. The quiz will tell you to stay put when that's the honest answer.

Is this tax advice?

No. It's education about how payroll works. Your salary, entity and tax questions belong with a CPA or enrolled agent.

How current are the prices?

Every price was read from the vendor's own page on Oct 31, 2026. Each page lists its sources at the bottom, and all of them are here.